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Plot twist! Stanley is a Mother of Dragon Eggs!
If you’ve been around here for any length of time, you know that one of my favorite beings in the whole wide world is Michael’s bearded dragon, Stanley.
I love him with every fiber of my being.
He is the perfect pet. Low maintenance. Doesn’t actually like a lot of attention. Kind of dumb, so he can’t outsmart me. Likes to snuggle.
The downside? He eats bugs. But Michael does that when I am not around, so I pretend he eats a salad with a fork and dressing on the side like a gentleman.