Confessions of a Middle-Aged, Married Couple

Confessions of a Middle-Aged, Married Couple

Wrong Time, Buddy.

Poor Chris Brown who was almost unalived by his wife...

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Katie Brown
Jan 18, 2026
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The weather here in Orlando has been obnoxious lately. 30 degrees in the morning up to 78 in the afternoon. Sunny with a high of 60 one day, rainy and 76 the next, back down to 50 the third day. For someone who gets awful pressure headaches, this is the worst time of year.

On Saturday, it was warm and beautiful. But by Saturday night, I knew it was going to be rainy and cold soon because my head was raging. I took a Sudafed and a sleeping pill and snuggled under the covers in my bed, praying the headache would ease up soon.

Enter Chris Brown.

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